Sunday, November 20, 2016

This & that....Dear Red States.... If You Voted for Him....










Brandon Weber
Thanks, Jimmy. So right.

from Ronda Burchard 
I saw the pictures of him as Hitler.
I watched them shut down the government and hurt the entire nation twice.
I watched them turn their backs on every opportunity to open worthwhile dialog.
I watched them say that they would not even listen to any choice for Supreme Court no matter who the nominee was.
I listened as they openly said that they will oppose him at every turn.
I watched as they did just that.
I listened.
I watched.
I paid attention.
Now, I'm being called on to be tolerant.
To move forward.
To denounce protesters.
To "Get over it."
To accept this...
I will not.
I will do my part to make sure this great American mistake becomes the embarrassing footnote of our history that it deserves to be.
I will do this as quickly as possible every chance I get.
I will do my part to limit the damage that this man can do to my country.
I will watch his every move and point out every single mistake and misdeed in a loud and proud voice.
I will let you know in a loud voice every time this man backs away from a promise he made to them.
Them. The people who voted for him.
The ones who sold their souls and prayed for him to win.
I will do this so that they never forget.
And they will hear me.
They will see it in my eyes when I look at them.
They will hear it in my voice when I talk to them.
They will know that I know who they are.
They will know that I know what they are.
Do not call for my tolerance. I've tolerated all I can.
Now it's their turn to tolerate ridicule.
Be aware, make no mistake about it, every single thing that goes wrong in our country from this day forward is now Trump's fault just as much as they thought it was Obama's.
I find it unreasonable for them to expect from me what they were entirely unwilling to give."
Author unknown.
#TheResistance


Real Truth Now

I intend to repost this from time to time so you won't forget where you saw this first.
- JB


YOU voted for this Coarse Crude Jack Ass after this?
What does that say about YOU?

Join the Coffee Party Movement
Me neither.
(Shared by EAP)
BE PATRIOTS ELECTORS>>DON"T GIVE AMERICA TO THIS VILE PIECE OF SHIT FASCIST!
GOP front runner Donald Trump made new threats against 
demonstrators who have frequently interrupted his rallies during 
a speech in Kansas City on Saturday.
RAWSTORY.COM

I am going to repost this once a day - just unfriend me now
If you voted for him, I really need you to hear something right now: 
I believe you. I believe you when you say that you’re not a racist. 
I believe you when you say that you’re not a big…
JOHNPAVLOVITZ.COM


If You Voted for Him


 CAFE's photo.
CAFE

Ah, this is totally different. For one thing, it’s a phone, not a computer.

Dear Red States,
We’ve decided we’re leaving.
We intend to form our own country, and we’re taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren’t aware, that includes
Hawaii ,
Oregon ,
Washington ,
Minnesota, Wisconsin,
Michigan,
Illinois
and all the Northeast.
We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of New California .
To sum up briefly: You get
Alaska,
Texas ,
Oklahoma
and all the slave states.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches.
We get the Statue of Liberty .
You get Dollywood.
We get Intel and Microsoft.
You get txcybercom.
We get Joe Biden,
you get Sarah Palin.
We get Harvard.
You get Ole’ Miss.
We get 85 percent of America ’s venture capital and entrepreneurs.
You get Alabama .
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue,
You get to make the Red States pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition’s, we get a bunch of happy families.
What do you get? States that don't care if women die with their anti-abortion stances
Please be aware that New California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we’re going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once.
If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals.
They have kids they’re apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don’t care if you don’t show pictures of their children’s caskets coming home.
We do wish you success in Iraq , and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we’re not willing to spend our resources in Bush’s Quagmire.
With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country’s fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation’s fresh fruit, 95 percent of America’s quality wines, 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.
With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.
We get Hollywood and Yosemite , thank you.
Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red States believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless we’re discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy b*****ds believe you are people with higher morals than progressives.
By the way, we’re taking the good pot, too.
Peace out,
Source unknown



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