Fourth-Graders Explain Civil War to Trump

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A class of fourth-grade students touring 

the White House on Monday had a chance encounter with Donald Trump and were 

able to answer several of his questions about the Civil War.

The students, on a field trip organized by their Bethesda, Maryland, 

elementary school, happened upon Trump outside the Oval Office and “cleared 

a lot of things up for him,” their teacher said.

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