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Andy Borowitz | Eight Hundred Thousand People With Dreams to Be Deported by One With Delusions 
Donald Trump. (photo: Nicholas Kamm/AFP/Getty Images) 
Andy Borowitz, The New Yorker 
Borowitz writes: "According to reports, U.S. residents who have obtained advanced degrees, served in the military, and saved people from Hurricane Harvey will be kicked out of the country by a man who believes that his microwave is spying on him." 
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I'm a DACA Recipient and This Is What Will Happen to Me 
Rodrigo Pimentel, Al Jazeera 
Pimentel writes: "I now risk being forced back into the shadows of undocumented status, unless the US Congress revises federal immigration law to permanently protect DACA recipients." 
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NFL Star Michael Bennett Claims Las Vegas Cops Assaulted and Threatened to Kill Him 
Rafi Schwartz, Splinter News 
Schwartz writes: "Seattle Seahawks defensive end Michael Bennett is one of the most successful professional athletes on Earth. However, despite having won Super Bowls and MVP awards, Bennett claims he was nevertheless subjected to racial profiling and horrific police brutality during a recent vacation, 'simply [for] being a black man at the wrong place at the wrong time.'" 
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The Volunteers Protecting Kentucky's Last Abortion Clinic 
Melissa Hellmann, Yes! Magazine 
Hellmann writes: "In Kentucky, women's access to abortion is made even more difficult now that the state is down to only one clinic that provides this service. That makes the work of volunteer escorts all the more important." 
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Man Arrested for Asking 'Threatening' Question at GOP Senator's Town Hall 
Mallory Shelbourne, The Hill 
Shelbourne writes: "The exchange between Sen. Patrick Toomey and the man led Bethlehem, Pa., police to remove the man, who law enforcement said they would charge with disrupting a public meeting and disorderly conduct." 
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In El Salvador, 'Girls Are a Problem' 
Catalina Lobo-Guerrero, The New York Times 
Lobo-Guerrero writes: "I don't want to go back to El Salvador. I felt afraid as a woman there more than in any other country in Latin America." 
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France Plans to Ban Fossil Fuel Production 
Hannah McKinnon, EcoWatch 
McKinnon writes: "Today, France (including overseas territories) is positioning itself to become the first country to ban all exploration permits and renewals for unconventional fuels as well as banning the conversion of exploration permits into production permits." 
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