Dear Mr. Larry Russo:
Today, I received yet another piece of UNSOLICITED JUNK MAIL filling my mailbox from you.
Now I realize your staff works really hard......
...maybe MR. ROUTE 44 TOYOTA ATTORNEY DAN VIERA forgot to tell you.....
.......maybe MR. ROUTE 44 TOYOTA ATTORNEY DAN VIERA forgot to tell you.....when a lawsuit is filed, you're supposed to stop harassing the other party.....
....The LEMON LADY knows that MR. ROUTE 44 TOYOTA ATTORNEY DAN VIERA
is a VERY BUSY man and sometimes misses those silly little details.....while he's too busy bullying to do his job....
PLEASE, YOU CAN'T tell anyone, but my TOYOTA PRIUS has achieved
UNPARALLELED GAS MILEAGE!
The LEMON LADY hasn't filled the gas tank for more than 2 YEARS!
Now, Larry, may I call you Larry?
Since my BRAND NEW TOYOTA PRIUS ..... THE SUBJECT OF THE LAWSUIT....is parked on the property of ROUTE 44 TOYOTA because the BRAKES FAILED and THE LEMON LADY refused to drive an unpredictable vehicle, are you taking good care of it?
MR. ALBANY TOYOTA [AKA KING OF CONFLICT, MR. TOYOTA U.S.A....VERY CONFUSING!] has earned more from his DEEP POCKETED CLIENT than the value of THE LEMON LADY'S BRAND NEW TOYOTA....
....isn't that TOYOTA'S PLAYBOOK?
Thanks for listening, Larry!
Maybe you should write that check for REAL!
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