Verizon: WAY TO GO!!!!!

Dear Verizon:

You guys are sure impressive!

Each story and delay is new and creative!
That much innovation should not go unrewarded!
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You clearly have individuals on your staff who should work for the Enquire, you know 'Alien Gives Birth to Human.'

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NEVER EVER have your employees repeated the same fairy tale twice!

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Although you're more than 6 months late providing the local access stations you have been advertising and promoting during that period, you have finally come through!

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Thanks so much, Verizon guys!

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But you know that little thing about 'We can hear you now!'

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Could you provide some sound with that programming?

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Not many in town can lip read.

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And while you're at it, could you address some of the other complaints in Middleboro? Like those pre-wired subdivisions? We don't want to disrupt engineers' vacations or equipment and wire that was never ordered, or the extreme complexity of the task, but didn't you PROMISE?

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Are any of you related to our current Board of Selectmen? Just wondering!

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Sincerely,

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A Deaf Middleboro Resident Who Isn't Bothered by the Lack of Audio!

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nemasket

VERIZON