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Toyota

Since the Dilly, Dally, Delay & Stall Law Firms are adding their billable hours, the Toyota U.S.A. and Route 44 Toyota posts have been separated here:

Route 44 Toyota Sold Me A Lemon



Sunday, November 27, 2016

President Trump Edition #8





Graham Cracks ™
Volume D 131
President Trump Edition #8
1. Donald Trump is a huge prick with a tiny dick.
2. Donald Trump and Mike Pence believe that waterboarding is a helpful technique in interrogating terrorists. Let's prove it by waterboarding them both; Pence for his emails and Trump for his taxes.
3. On Thanksgiving, Donald Trump called for America to unify together. That's like Charles Manson asking for prayers for the Hillside Strangler.
4. Donald Trump is president elect. Licenses are mandatory to drive a car. A birth certificate is mandatory to run for president. Why isn't voting mandatory for citizens over the age of 18?
5. Donald Trump is happy that Fidel Castro is dead. I am unhappy that Donald Trump is soon to be America's dictator.

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