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Showing posts with label Senator James Inhofe [R-OK]. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Senator James Inhofe [R-OK]. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

The Anti-Environment President

Senator Inhofe is among the most bought and paid for Senators, in case you missed the FACTS. Regrettably, the Obama Administration is becoming increasingly Anti-Environment.


The EPA invoked its power to protect drinking water in 2010, prompting Oklahoma Sen. Inhofe to request the Inspector General’s investigation in 2011.
 







Inspector General Finds EPA Justified in Intervening to Protect Drinking...
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Today the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) Inspector General found EPA Region 6 was justified in legally intervening to protect Parker...
 
 
The EPA’s withdrawal from Parker County appears to be part of a larger pattern, in which the Obama administration has blocked or abandoned investigations of whether drilling or




 
“The Obama administration appears to be more concerned about protecting corporate interests, not the public interest,” said




 
 
http://www.nationofchange.org/inspector-general-finds-epa-justified-intervening-protect-drinking-water-fracking-1387983304
 
 
 


 
 

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Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Senator Challenges Theory of Gravity....



Senator Challenges Theory of Gravity, Demands Schools ‘Teach Both Sides’



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TULSA, Okla. — Republican Senator James Inhofe spoke out today against the scientific theory of gravity and what he called “secular extremists taking God out physics,” calling for an investigation into the infiltration of “pagan gravitationists” within the Federal Government.

“These people hate God, and are forcing their radical, non-Christian views on your children!” Warned Inhofe at a hastily-called press conference at the First Evangelical Church of Jesus Christ Our Savior.

“This so-called ‘theory of gravity’ is nothing less than the second greatest hoax scientists have ever pulled on the good people of Oklahoma. The first, of course, being global warming. Or evolution. I forget which.”Inhofe demanded that schools begin “teaching the controversy” with regards to gravity.

“Allow both sides of this debate equal time in the classroom and let the children decide. It’s the American way.”

The senator then announced that he would be proposing new legislation which would require textbooks to include alternate explanations for why we don’t just drift off into space willy-nilly to be included in mandated curriculum. “If liberals want their kids to hear about fringe, unproven concepts like gravity or evolution or math, they can start their own darn schools!”

With Senator Inhofe at the press conference was Gus Hornsby, family man, farmer, and part-time pastor at the newly-formed Church Of The Unholy Inhale in nearby Sapulpa, Oklahoma. “Scientists want to teach your children that gravity is nothing more than two particles of matter attracting one another with a force directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them!” he cried out, grabbing the microphone out of Inhofe’s hands.


“That’s a load of horsepucky! The Good Book teaches us that we remain glued to the Earth’s surface because Satan is forever sucking in his breath, pulling us closer and closer to the fires of Hell below.

It is only by the grace of God that He chose to cover the molten core of Earth with a crust, thereby creating a layer of salvation between His children and eternal damnation.”Hornsby then launched into a sermon damning basements, below-ground swimming pools, and deep, open pits while Inhofe smiled and nodded.


 - See more at: http://www.newslo.com/senator-challenges-theory-of-gravity-demands-schools-teach-both-sides/#sthash.pqhU2x6l.dpuf


Satire, Folks! It's just so easy to poke fun of Republican Lunacy!