Andy Borowitz | Redaction of Robert Mueller's Report Halted as William Barr Passes Out From Sharpie Fumes

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08 April 19 PM It's Live on the HomePage Now: Reader Supported News ORGANIZATION ABUSE! There is no way we should have to work this hard to pull in the few donations we need to meet the organization’s obligations. Honestly, it’s abusive. There are many people who see this as entertainment. It’s not. We are actually trying to make a difference. If you are looking for a free website to keep you amused, this is not it. If you believe that community empowerment through accurate information can make a difference, this is a good place to be. Donate, it matters. / Marc Ash, Founder Reader Supported News Sure, I'll make a donation! Andy Borowitz | Redaction of Robert Mueller's Report Halted as William Barr Passes Out From Sharpie Fumes  Andy Borowitz, The New Yorker Borowitz writes: "The redaction of the Mueller report stalled on Monday after the Attorney General, William Barr, passed out from inhaling fumes from multiple Sharpie markers." READ MORE John Oliver. (photo: HBO) John Oliver Breaks Down Why Trump Nominating 'Alleged Sexual Harasser' Herman Cain to the Fed Is Dangerous Marlow Stern, The Daily Beast Stern writes: "On Sunday night, John Oliver didn't address the recent news of DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen's resignation - his show tapes earlier in the day, as it were - but instead dedicated the opening portion of Last Week Tonight to Trump's recently announced plan to nominate Herman Cain to the Federal Reserve Board." READ MORE NATO secretary general Jens Stoltenberg speaks to the media during the NATO Foreign Minister's Meeting at the State Department in Washington, April 4, 2019. (photo: Reuters) A New Nuclear Arms Race: As NATO Marks 70th Anniversary, Threat of Nuclear Confrontation Grows Democracy Now! Excerpt: "Commemorations - as well as protests - were held last week to mark the 70th anniversary of the formation of NATO, the North Atlantic Treaty Organization. President Trump used the anniversary to push for NATO countries to increase military spending." READ MORE Honduran father Juan and his six-year-old son Anthony worship during Sunday Mass in Oakland, California. (photo: Mario Tama/Getty Images) Trump Administration Says It Could Take Two Years to Reunite Separated Migrant Families Jason Linkins, ThinkProgress Linkins writes: "Thousands of families separated at the U.S. southern border may have to wait as long as two years to be reunited, the Trump administration said in a court filing." READ MORE Thea Hunter. (image: Sanna Stanley/Rykoff Collection/Imran kadir photography/Getty/Frank Fiedler/Shutterstock/Arsh Raziuddin/The Atlantic) The Death of an Adjunct Adam Harris, The Atlantic Harris writes: "The story is well known - the long hours, the heavy workload, the insufficient pay - as academia relies on adjunct professors, non-tenured faculty members, who are often paid pennies on the dollar to do the same work required of their tenured colleagues." READ MORE Prostitution is legal in Italy but organized solicitation is banned. (photo: Elisa Oddone/Al Jazeera) Exploited at Every Turn: The Lives of Italy's Chinese Prostitutes Elisa Oddone and Antonello Mangano, Al Jazeera Excerpt: "People of rural origin in China have reported being denied basic rights and benefits." READ MORE Work by one Landscape Conservation Cooperative helped the I'iwi, an endemic Hawaiian honeycreeper, listed as 'threatened' under the federal Endangered Species Act. (photo: Jack Jeffrey/AP) Trump Administration Sabotages Major Conservation Effort, Defying Congress Mallory Pickett, Guardian UK Pickett writes: "Scientists and officials around the US have told the Guardian that the Trump administration has withdrawn funding for a large, successful conservation program - in direct contradiction of instructions from Congress." READ MORE Contribute to RSN Update My Monthly Donation