Verizon: You Jokers!

Verizon and ComCast Reps were apparently supposed to appear -- as in 'Real Person,' 'In The Flesh,' but apparently sent communications indicating a resolution to the local access problems Verizon has ignored.

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Judging from the comments, you folks at Verizon are such jokers!

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Some Verizon subscribers it seems:

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1. Have sound but no video

2. Have video but no audio

3. Some have none of the above

4. The local access channel lineup indicates 'Channels Not Available'

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PLEASE, PLEASE: Middleboro subscribers, STAY TUNED!

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Verizon can't tell you how to stay tuned, but they will surely present another creative excuse that you haven't heard before!

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Anyone want to bet on the next excuse?

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VERIZON

Verizon: Finally, Middleboro Can Hear!

Verizon has finally provided AUDIO to Middleboro with their local programming!

Nice work!

Do you hear the applause?

So.....ah....now can we talk about those other issues??? Like maybe the new subdivisions that are pre-wired??? And maybe all the other subdivisions that have phone service, but not cable or FIOS? What's the deal with that? Different wires?

Could you tell us how many years??

Verizon

Verizon: WAY TO GO!!!!!

Dear Verizon:

You guys are sure impressive!

Each story and delay is new and creative!
That much innovation should not go unrewarded!
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You clearly have individuals on your staff who should work for the Enquire, you know 'Alien Gives Birth to Human.'

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NEVER EVER have your employees repeated the same fairy tale twice!

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Although you're more than 6 months late providing the local access stations you have been advertising and promoting during that period, you have finally come through!

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Thanks so much, Verizon guys!

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But you know that little thing about 'We can hear you now!'

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Could you provide some sound with that programming?

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Not many in town can lip read.

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And while you're at it, could you address some of the other complaints in Middleboro? Like those pre-wired subdivisions? We don't want to disrupt engineers' vacations or equipment and wire that was never ordered, or the extreme complexity of the task, but didn't you PROMISE?

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Are any of you related to our current Board of Selectmen? Just wondering!

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Sincerely,

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A Deaf Middleboro Resident Who Isn't Bothered by the Lack of Audio!

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nemasket

VERIZON

Verizon: Still Not Listening?

Verizon did a promotional mailing to Middleboro residents promoting their products.
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Included was a Channel Lineup EFFECTIVE DECEMBER 2007.
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Within that lineup were Local Programming channels.
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Dear Verizon:
You don't currently provide those channels in Middleboro.

Can you hear me now? Verizon says No!

Verizon received 3 negative comments about the poor service they have provided in Middleboro and removed the comments.

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The last comment asked of Verizon 'Can you hear me now?'
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Oddly, the comments failed to address ALL of the issues surrounding Verizon's poor service.