3. Donald Trump's election as president proves that hatred is stronger than apathy.

Richard Neil Graham

Graham Cracks ™
Volume D 129
President Trump Edition #7

1. Existential question: Does Donald Trump shit in a golden toilet? Answer: Actually, yes.

2. My old goal was to prevent Donald Trump from becoming president. My new goal? To stay drunk for four to eight years straight.

3. Donald Trump's election as president proves that hatred is stronger than apathy.

4. Does anyone know an intelligent Donald Trump voter? I am serious. I've never met one.

5.
Donald John Trump thinks
That he's better than me
But it's better to be rich in spirit
Than poor in integrity