President Trump Edition #8

Richard Neil Graham

Graham Cracks ™
Volume D 131
President Trump Edition #8

1. Donald Trump is a huge prick with a tiny dick.

2. Donald Trump and Mike Pence believe that waterboarding is a helpful technique in interrogating terrorists. Let's prove it by waterboarding them both; Pence for his emails and Trump for his taxes.

3. On Thanksgiving, Donald Trump called for America to unify together. That's like Charles Manson asking for prayers for the Hillside Strangler.

4. Donald Trump is president elect. Licenses are mandatory to drive a car. A birth certificate is mandatory to run for president. Why isn't voting mandatory for citizens over the age of 18?

5. Donald Trump is happy that Fidel Castro is dead. I am unhappy that Donald Trump is soon to be America's dictator.