Ahh, Texas: Italian Restaurant Blasts Townfolk On The Way Outta Dodge

Ahh, Texas: Italian Restaurant Blasts Townfolk On The Way Outta Dodge


Ahem. An Amarillo, TX Italian restaurant named Sava has closed its doors, and the sign the owners left behind is simply hilarious. It reads:

“You sorry assed, rednecked sacks of goat sperm had no idea what you had here! Good luck with your pre-packaged frozen shit food in this town. Maybe you’ll remember us when you’re boning your sister and think she smells like pasta. We are off to make money in a town whose average IQ is above room temperature! CIAO!!!”

Keepin’ it classy, eh? But funny as hell.

Since the news of this hit Gawker, the owners of the restaurant have claimed they didn’t do it, but there’s a number of reasons why that smells like fiction — the biggest being that the sign is posted BEHIND THE LOCKED DOOR.

http://samuel-warde.com/2013/09/ahh-texas-italian-restaurants-goodbye-letter-goes-viral/