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Since the Dilly, Dally, Delay & Stall Law Firms are adding their billable hours, the Toyota U.S.A. and Route 44 Toyota posts have been separated here:

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Monday, December 12, 2016

‘Trump On A Stump’ Is Jimmy Kimmel’s Terrifying Alternative To ‘Elf On The Shelf’




‘Trump On A Stump’ Is Jimmy Kimmel’s Terrifying Alternative To ‘Elf On The Shelf’

“This year we came up with a new product that I hope will make your kids behave bigly.”


Lee Moran



Jimmy Kimmel launched a frightening spoof alternative to the Elf on the Shelf on Friday.
Introducing: Trump on a Stump ―  the perfect comedic antidote to some of President-elect Donald Trump’s  terrifying policies.
Kimmel said he feared the relatively new tradition of parents moving around their home a toy elf that Santa Claus purportedly sent to spy on kids in the run-up to Christmas was “starting to lose its gravitas.”
I noticed the kids are not so worried about it any more, they don’t fear the elf any more,” the comedian said. “So this year we came up with a new product that I hope will make your kids behave bigly.”
Trump on a Stump doesn’t report back to Santa on who is being naughty or nice, however. This toy reports directly to the Pentagon — ensuring every misbehaving child will be immediately dealt with.

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