‘Trump On A Stump’ Is Jimmy Kimmel’s Terrifying Alternative To ‘Elf On The Shelf’
“This year we came up with a new product that I hope will make your kids behave bigly.”
Lee Moran
Jimmy Kimmel launched a frightening spoof alternative to the Elf on the Shelf on Friday.
Introducing: Trump on a Stump ― the perfect comedic antidote to some of President-elect Donald Trump’s terrifying policies.
Kimmel said he feared the relatively new tradition of parents moving around their home a toy elf that Santa Claus purportedly sent to spy on kids in the run-up to Christmas was “starting to lose its gravitas.”
“I noticed the kids are not so worried about it any more, they don’t fear the elf any more,” the comedian said. “So this year we came up with a new product that I hope will make your kids behave bigly.”
Trump on a Stump doesn’t report back to Santa on who is being naughty or nice, however. This toy reports directly to the Pentagon — ensuring every misbehaving child will be immediately dealt with.
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