Australia's Gun Control

Due to Australia's controversial and oppressive gun restrictions, no  one 
has died as a result of a mass-shooting on Australian soil today, for the 
7158th day in a row.
Local  cinema attendant, Christina Upton can’t believe it has been a whole 
19 years and 7 months since a heavily armed white Australian male decided to 
shoot at a crowd of unsuspecting Australian civilians for no reason.

She  says the peaceful two decades that have followed are “probably” because 
the Australian government decided to strip her of a God-given right to own 
projectile weaponry capable of shooting down helicopters.

"In Australia, our weirdos are forced to write stern letters."

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