Toyota

Since the Dilly, Dally, Delay & Stall Law Firms are adding their billable hours, the Toyota U.S.A. and Route 44 Toyota posts have been separated here:

Route 44 Toyota Sold Me A Lemon



Friday, March 3, 2017

Unanswered questions: Who let the Dogs Out??




I'm 66 years old (!!!) and I have so many unanswered questions!!! I still haven't found out Who let the Dogs Out😯?? Where the beef is?? How to get to Sesame Street?? Why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps?? 🙄Why do all flavors of Fruit Loops taste exactly the same?? 😏Or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop😢?? Where is Waldo? 🤔 Why "abbreviated" is such a long word??? And just what is Victoria's secret? 😑Why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in 'refrigerator'?? Or why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons😩?? Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune😮?? ... And do you really think I am this witty?? ... I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from his brother's girlfriend's, uncle's cousin's, baby momma's, doctor's, butcher's nurse's sister who lived next door to the little old lady at church who always has peppermint in her purse ...Now it is your turn to take it from me... Keep the laughter going, after all that's what keeps us young 😘 !!!
But the BIGGEST? What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Copy and Paste, change the age, and enjoy your day!!

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