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NEW CONTENT MOVED TO MIDDLEBORO REVIEW 2

Toyota

Since the Dilly, Dally, Delay & Stall Law Firms are adding their billable hours, the Toyota U.S.A. and Route 44 Toyota posts have been separated here:

Route 44 Toyota Sold Me A Lemon



Monday, May 4, 2009

Slot Playbook

On Beacon Hill, the Slot Playbook has been consistent with the Middleboro experience. It goes something like this ---


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1. Rush the deal through real fast to prevent the opposition from being heard. Engage elected officials in this endeavor.
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2. Create the illusion of public forums, but never allow the opposition to appear on the same stage. Engage elected officials in this endeavor.
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3. Use inflammatory accusations when opponents attempt to present the facts
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4. Keep repeating INEVITABLE INEVITABLE INEVITABLE
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5. Repeat constantly that the money is going out of state (even though the figures originated from the Clyde Barrows, Chief Paid Casino Cheerleader who devised the questionable figures by counting license plates). This was very effective in Michigan.
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6. Keep stressing JOBS and REVENUE. Engage elected officials in this endeavor. Supporters won't figure out that there are no jobs in slot parlors until the money starts pouring in.
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7. Above all else -- Never allow the opposition to introduce "Predatory Gambling" or "Gambling Addiction."
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8. Whenever possible, use accusations, such as "Racism." It's effective in stifling debate.
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9. Never allow the opposition to ask questions or present facts about the costs.
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10. Never allow crime statistics to be discussed.
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11. Never allow the opposition to question or present impact figures.
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12. When all else fails, employ Marsha, Marsha, Marsha! to gavel the opposition to silence.
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Don't worry! The sheep will believe!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

My union friends complain about the blind loyalty that is expected.

Anonymous said...

Marcia was so ofensive worst part of the deal but she saved rogers job.Dont think Ill forget the BOS each election.